#explain that to me

[disastertwins9000]

who the fuck was going to tell me to hurry my ass up and pirate Young Justice

i’m telling you the gasp i just gosped

[sashi-ya]

𝐊𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐁𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐲𝐚 🌸 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐑𝐢𝐧 「𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫」 𝐌𝐕 iloveyousomuchit'snotevenpossible

[swan-lite]

anyone else cry every time they think too hard about Harvey's 8-heart scene and/or listen to grapefruit sky? just me? okay, cool

[revvethasmythh]

Which gender are you, but it’s the taste options I was presented with when innocently trying to purchase Yaki Udon

[h0neylevi]

Bro the DOJ is trying to argue that native Americans don’t have birthright citizenship

[drawbauchery]

grrr i just need ONE MORE to complete the holy trinity

[saberamane]

Ugh, why does my mind keep doing this??

WWBFT is outlined, stop trying to add shit that I have to try and figure out where it'd fit in that made sense!

[xmidgardianmaidenx]

Head office: "here's a new way to view all the information you need to do your job in one easy place!"

Me: "great!"

Head office: *puts information behind a pay wall* "oh but you need to ask for permission to access this"

Me: "all good" *asks management for permission*

Management: "permission denied. What do you need this for?? Why are are you asking??*gives third degree questioning*

Me: "what.. to do my job"

Management: *not convinced*

Me: "why?!"

Management: "costs money"

Me: *cries*

[shinymoonbraixen]

What even is this?

Ah yes the lost Sega VS Nintendo anime i haven't known the name of till now...

Wait, is this even canon?!

oh yes, we can see BUFF MARIO IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER. And Human Sonic.... Just GUESS where he is.

Idk if the other characters are from other franchises, or just placeholders.

[frostyfoxx1]

Explain this to me

why do shit that’s (almost) at the end of the season/movie always hit the hardest with deaths? Examples: Squid game 1, The Walking Dead season 1 episode 5, IT chapter 2

[sashi-ya]

𝐊𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐁𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐲𝐚 🌸 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐙𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬 [2]

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[kakushusband]

Hey why are the 2 people that call Edgeworth 'edgey'..... Larry and Oldbag.

[gayphob1a]

currently:

[aroaceleovaldez]

i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:

"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.

an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.

You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.

If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.

Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus

[bags-of-regret]

Oh god theres more